Is it to late to ask: Harvey and Mike?
omg I got like 3 asks for this, soooooo.
- who is the big spoon/little spoon: Mike’s the big spoon because Harvey’s just not big on cuddling so he usually has to, like, wait for Mr. Bigshot Lawyer to fall asleep before going in for the ninja cuddle maneuver and Harvey wakes up in the morning with drool on his back, poor guy.
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity: trying to keep Mike’s secret. But mostly watching Donna make Louis feel small.
- who uses all the hot water in the morning: Harvey, because he rationalizes that Mike’s used to not having any hot water in that shitty apartment of his anyway (he’s right)
- what they order from take out: Indian food for Mike, some fancy thing for Harvey
- what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Harvey hiding Mike’s skinny ties, I guess?
- who does most of the cleaning: Neither. Mike’s a righteous slob and Harvey has a housekeeper anyway.
- what has a season pass in their DVR: Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Top Chef, Fringe, Modern Family
- who controls the netflix queue: Harvey.
- who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: it’s mostly a Mike telling Harvey to do it who then tells Mike to do it who then tells Harvey to do it but he doesn’t so Donna does it kinda thing
- who steals the blankets: Mike
- who leaves their stuff around: Again, Mike.
- who remembers to buy the milk: the housekeeper Harvey pays.
- who remembers anniversaries: Both of them!